Number your 12 favourite Harry Potter characters, in no particular order, and answer the questions!
 
1. Ron Weasley
2. Fred Weasley
3. George Weasley
4. Albus Dumbledore
5. Remus Lupin
6. Neville Longbottom
7. Arthur Weasley
8. Minerva McGonagall
9. Luna Lovegood
10. Severus Snape
11. Harry Potter
12. Hermione Granger

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

(Neville/Harry) I'm sure one must exist.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

(Dumbledore) Well, in the books, he's old, and then dead. I have no idea how hot he was in his youth.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

(Hermione/McGonagall) Impossible

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

(Luna) Yes! I've never seen one that I think gets her right, though. I didn't always love Luna, but I think I have come to understand and lover her. But I don't really need to read a fic about her. She's okay where she is.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

(Fred/Neville) They would be a disaster. Neville would be terrified.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

(Lupin/Luna or Lupin/Snape) Hmm... both are interesting, aren't they? But I'll put him with Luna, since he seems to like the fresh-faced eccentric women.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

(Arthur walking in on Fred/Hermione) I think he'd be embarrassed and spluttery.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

(George/Snape) Snape isn't happy when George fails his Potions OWL, because he always saw something... special in the boy. He calls him into the office to taunt him, but things get carried away...

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

(Ron/McGonagall) Uh...

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

(Hermione/Arthur) "Missing Them" After Ron dies in a freak Cannons-cheering accident, and Molly leaves for the weekend to go visit her brother, Hermione and Arthur find comfort in each other. Hermione needs another submissive, childish, balding redhead, and Arthur likes 'em naggy and irritating.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

(Ron/Dumbledore) Whenever I try to think of this, my mind closes up.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

(George) Sure! If anyone's reading that fic on Checkmated about George/Alicia. I actually kind of like that fic.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

(Harry) No. He's not a really popular character.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

(Fred/Dumbledore/Lupin) Come on, guys, a gay romp in the afterlife!

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

(Snape) I think he still beats off to Lily's memory, so her name.

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

(McGonagall) Like I know any songs.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

(Ron/Neville/Hermione) Hey, this could actually work! Ron and Hermione could be looking to spice things up a bit. I don't think this would need a warning except for the usual smutty one. I probably would not read this fic.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

(Snape/Fred) "Your brother and I just discussed his abysmal OWL results, Weasley. Care to pick up where we left off?"